The real plan, the unspoken one that hid between John's words, was that we would die. But we would die in the middle of what Korrok's people would remember as the single most retarded and baffling incident in their history. We would be their Guy fawkes. They would create a holiday about us.
John Dies at the End, David Wong
Beautifully Put
A sanctuary for those wonderfully worded bits of books that make me think... "ah, yes."
Thursday 31 March 2016
Tuesday 15 March 2016
Life prep 101
He picked here and there, deliberately, taking his time. He chose a complete set of prejudices which would last him a lifetime and fit him to deal with any situation. He chose his career. He joined a political party.
The Ascent of Rum Doodle, W. E. Bowman
The Ascent of Rum Doodle, W. E. Bowman
Thursday 3 March 2016
dust to dust
He touched a little buzzer, the New Art doors opened, the flames flapped and the coffin slid smoothly down into the fiery sea. The doors closed, the nurse rose and made for the door, the clergyman smiled gently from behind the slipway, like a conjuror who has produced his nine hundred and fortieth rabbit without a hitch.
Brighton Rock, Graham Greene.
Brighton Rock, Graham Greene.
Wednesday 28 January 2015
This. Just this
He should have been pleased by his success with these verbal fabrications, but instead he was depressed by it. The memos that came from above telling him he'd done a good job meant nothing to him because they'd been dictated by semi-literates; all they proved was that no one at AnooYoo was capable of appreciating how clever he had been. He came to understand why serial killers sent helpful clues to the police.
Oryx and Crake, Margaret Atwood.
Oryx and Crake, Margaret Atwood.
I think I'm related to this lady
there was a glossiness about her that put some people in mind of a candle that had been kept in the warm for too long. There wasn't anything approaching a straight line anywhere on Mrs Whitlow, until she found that something hadn't been dusted properly, when you could use her lips as a ruler.
The Last Continent, Terry Pratchett
The Last Continent, Terry Pratchett
Sunday 7 December 2014
Mobile phone contacts maintenance
I remember telling McGowan how I'd been flicking through all my contacts the night before when it occurred to me that many of them couldn't be considered real friends. I decided to delete a whole bunch, even if they were people I'd known forever. It bothered McGowan that I would do that. "Those are your contacts man," he said. "Yeah? So?" "Don't you care about your contacts?" "Why should I?" "I just don't get why you do stuff like that," he said,. "I wish you wouldn't do stuff like that. It's depressing." I didn't see why it should be depressing to him. They were my contacts. Then one day I got a call out of the blue. "Hello?" I said. "Hey," replied the voice on the other end. "Who is this?" I asked, not having the number in my contacts. It turned out to be McGowan. We haven't talked since,
To Rise Again at a Decent Hour, Joshua Ferris
To Rise Again at a Decent Hour, Joshua Ferris
Tuesday 14 October 2014
Sickboy wasn't called that for nothing
Aw. It's always nice to leave somebody when they say they'd like to see you again, because there will inevitably come a time when you leave them because they don't want to see you again.
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